The Go Fuck Yourself Times

gallusrostromegalus:

great-and-small:

1. A type of turtle called a Coastal plain cooter (Pseudemys floridana) is hit by a car near my apartment

2. The injured turtle is brought to my veterinary school for medical care while I am on rotation in the wildlife ward

3. The turtle is assigned to my classmate (not someone I know terribly well) as a patient

4. The turtle is treated for a minor shell fracture and my classmate spends two weeks taking care of the animal (in addition to a box turtle)

5. The turtle with the shell fracture recovers very well and is cleared for release into the wild, in a pond near where it was found

6. While birding at the pond some time later I see a turtle of this species out sunning itself and am excited to think it is my classmate’s former patient

7. Next time I see my classmate I say, at full volume in front of people, “hey I think I saw your cooter!”

If it’s any consolation, when my aunt was getting her equine medicine degree, she had an anatomy professor that called his weekly tests “Quizzies”.

The first time my aunt had one of these weekly tests, she found it unexpectedly difficult, and upon completion of the “Quizzie”, walked up to the front of the class, slapped the paper down and loudly announced “If this is one of your "Quizzies” I dread seeing your “Testies”!“

mudwerks:

kikue33333333:

please STOP, just for a minute

flextapeofficial:

testosteronetwunk:

lexiklecksi:

Which tumblr user are you?

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